A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.
Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!
by Cummins12valve97 January 27, 2016
Give it your all from Roosters to Crickets today!
by Hell2pay! September 24, 2014
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A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"
Used when in a state of shock
Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word
Used when in a state of shock
Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word
by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022
When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019
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