Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020

Lion King

The best Character is Timon. Period.

Human: The Lion King is the best!
Me: Yeah I love Timon!
Human: Yeah! Everyone else SUCKS, bro

by IEATNUMBERS June 26, 2020

Fluffy Lion

A male lion with a HUGE mane that is so fluffy that to the point it looks like a living fluff ball

I want to hug that fluffy lion!

by Rottmntfan99 May 20, 2021

dope lion

when a couple has sex they pass a lit joint to each-other last one burned wins the right to scream like a lion a dope lion

dope lion is a bedroom game

by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019

A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 19, 2023

Lion Cheetah

Tiger Woods.

If that boy took on a wife and seventeen mistresses just because he wanted to play all eighteen holes?
He be a Lion Cheetah.

by bitchuck December 30, 2024

Lion Heart

Lion Heart is a gachatuber who makes content based on The Owl House and Amphibia using an app called Gacha Club.

"Hey have you subscribed to Lion Heart yet?"

by MonkeysAreCool2024 June 29, 2021