What's the deal with

you?

What's the deal with you?

by Nintendrew November 16, 2022

dave deal

A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.

Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal

by I*ESN December 17, 2013

Deal

An agreement between two or more parties, much like a promise or a garenter to keep ones word

Tell you what, lets make a deal?

Oh yeah, whats in it for me?

I will give you my netflix pasword for your left shoe?

Daym, thats a pretty good deal! U promise tho?

Thats what a deal is right?

True.

by Social Rejection June 10, 2018

the weekly deals

The Weekly DeaIs: is an online retail mall that puts consumers favorite retailers at their fingertips... It's a virtual mall, one can visit at home or on the go, and quickly become informed on all the current retail deals.

The Weekly Deals is home to the well informed and bargain hunters of the retail world.

by www.theweeklydeals.com September 20, 2018

Deal

The replacement name for something you don’t remember the name of.

"Where did you say the tv remote was, dad?"
"It’s on the deal."*points to coffee table*

by Furrygamer420 May 9, 2020

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius

'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '

by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025

real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless

That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023