"Extreme" martial arts/ninja camp camp where children scale 30 ft trees playing hide and hold a "plank" position without moving a muscle for ten minutes. One must be in pristine condition to attend ninja camp. You know what that means-no margaritas during happy hour! Managers of aquatics facilities are infamous for attending ninja camps. Anyone who is a lifeguard will have appreciation for the definition of "ninja camp."
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by disgruntled beach guard August 2, 2009
Get the ninja campmug. A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.
The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
Get the Ninja Hookermug. 
The act of looting an item off a monster that you or your party has recently killed before anyone else has a chance.
by Oberon March 31, 2003
Get the ninja lootmug. See. Ninja all of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one must look past the stupid exterior to the particularly crafty and imaginitive inner core. Above all else a true Funk Ninja can create or call Shaft style music to his aid at any given time. Funk Ninjas excel above the rest, currently there is only one True Funk Ninja.
*catches hand in mid swing* "Holy god you are a ninja" *supposed ninja flips backwards, Shaft music blares in the brief seconds he is visible all stops when he leaves* "damn...that was THE FUNK NINJA!"
by Cappy February 13, 2003
Get the Funk Ninjamug. an awesome animal.a raccoon that has been trained to be a ninja. is better than any other animal alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Or- A person who is able to surmount all obstacles with ease. A person who faces challenges with courage and enthusiasm. a genius that excels at math and science. has extreme flexibility that comes out of nowhere. a force to be reckon with. an all around lethal weapon
-Or- A person who is able to surmount all obstacles with ease. A person who faces challenges with courage and enthusiasm. a genius that excels at math and science. has extreme flexibility that comes out of nowhere. a force to be reckon with. an all around lethal weapon
by ninja raccoon11 July 6, 2010
Get the ninja raccoonmug. 1) To go out and ninja in the night.
2) To pork a girl, at night(or somewhere dark), with blinding speed.
3) To frolic amongest the treetops.
2) To pork a girl, at night(or somewhere dark), with blinding speed.
3) To frolic amongest the treetops.
Ninja_Matty: We must go out and ninja in the night.
teh_ninja_naf: Agreed. Let me get my boomarang
Ninja_Matty: I'll get our ninjaroos mounts! =D
teh_ninja_naf: Agreed. Let me get my boomarang
Ninja_Matty: I'll get our ninjaroos mounts! =D
by Matthew Larsen February 23, 2005
Get the Ninja in the Nightmug.