National Jibooty Day

Every month, on the eighteenth, is a day to appreciate Jibooty (Jimin Booty) BTW Jibooty is a capital noun CAPITALIZE IT

"Hey did you hear today is national Jibooty day" "What no? Kewl"

by SteveTHEEpineapple June 7, 2018

National Girls Make First Move Day

July 6 is the day where girls make the first move in the dm’s or in real life. Girls tell the boy they like them or they start the convo today is the day where the role is flipped

“Imma ask out Johnny cuz today is National Girls Make First Move Day.”

by Olyankdaddy July 6, 2018

National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

by theothegod April 12, 2019

National bring your foreskin to work day

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.

And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day

by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019

national ciaran day

a day (april 28) that celebrates all people named ciaran!

chloe: happy national ciaran day!
ciaran: aw you shouldn’t have

by therealraviross April 28, 2019

National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today

by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019

National No Homo Day 2

on this day October 22nd you can be as gay as you want with your homies yet still be straight

dude it’s national no homo day 2 October 22nd you know what that means, national no homo day! now let’s fuck.

by Badbitch689 October 21, 2019