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Good morning

A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
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Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.
I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.
by whcgonzo November 6, 2012
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Morning Nile

The female equivalent of Morning Wood, when a girl wakes up very very wet.
I had so many dreams about you last night and I woke with very intense morning Nile.
by Threetoethreertoed December 7, 2019
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Morning Bush

when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.
John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.
by Rex6333 September 25, 2012
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Cold Morning

In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.
by trenton101 August 29, 2016
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Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012
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Morning Munch

Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.
by SKdA August 11, 2010
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