A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
Get the Good morningmug. by whcgonzo November 6, 2012
Get the Morning Stanleymug. by Threetoethreertoed December 7, 2019
Get the Morning Nilemug. John: Good Morning!
Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush
John: oh that's nasty man.
Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush
John: oh that's nasty man.
by Rex6333 September 25, 2012
Get the Morning Bushmug. In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
by trenton101 August 29, 2016
Get the Cold Morningmug. 1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012
Get the Morning Fivemug. by SKdA August 11, 2010
Get the Morning Munchmug.