Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

God morning

A misspelling of the greeting "Good morning".

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf

by Suawd December 5, 2021

Morning Water

NOTICE: This word has an abbreviation. It is Mater pronounced Mah-ter, it rhymes with water. Now for the definition.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.

James: Dude that mater tasted actually good this morning.

Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!

by Snoobab March 27, 2020

Morning slammer

A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.

Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.

**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!

by Elder Blice May 16, 2020

morning bean

A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.

Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.

by Lacracka2000 November 5, 2022

Morning beautiful

The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”

You have dried slobber on your cheek and eye boogers, but you’re still morning beautiful.

by MissTearyUs April 23, 2022