Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it

Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile

by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021

mobile cones

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.

Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."

by Diego November 13, 2003

Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

by moth. August 7, 2021

Mobile pus

This is when you have a car and can drive meaning you can have sex anywhere and at anytime because you now have a place, and a way to get there.

She just got a lisence yk what that means she got some Mobile pus

by Imissmyexpleaselethimtakemebac February 7, 2022

P-Mobiling

When a person is using the restroom while talking or texting on his/her cell phone at the same time.

The man was p-mobiling at the urinal next to me.

by spc20 July 13, 2012

Cod mobile

Someone who’s x box is ether broken or outdated. Or they get it to play outside the house to look cool

1: ima play cOd mobile

2: AWSOME

by Im_chaos December 1, 2021

IMO Mobile

a phone brand in the uk that people like to call "ewaste" on TikTok and other platforms because of its terrible specs

Person 1: "what is imo mobile?"
Person 2: "its e waste"

by sigma6942ß February 24, 2024