Michael

Basically the piglin love child of Ranboo and Tubbo on Dream SMP. He own a chicken and the chicken has another chicken (chicken-ception :D)

Headcanon: both Technoblade and Michael can speak piglin so they always talk in front of people on purpose to confuse them :D

Technoblade is the cool uncle, Tommyinnit is the chaotic uncle who acts like he hates Michael but clearly adore him very much, Philza is the chill, cool, swaggy grandpa, Ranboo is the more chill, doting father and Tubbo is the more chaotic doting father
Chat is the supportive neighbouring aunts and uncles

But we all love Michael :D

Ranboo and Tubbo: Hi Michael!
Michael: *turns to look at them*
Ranboo, Tubbo and chat: AWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH

Michael: exist
All of us: 💞Michael our beloved💞

by Whats ur fav flowers from 1970 May 12, 2021

Michael

A Chinese sweat shop worker that buys toys for his pet turtle named pete

Michael is a super nice co worker

by WRLD999 October 30, 2020

Michaeling

Aimless wandering, harassment of all females in sight and looking busy without actually doing anything.

Omg, is it 5pm yet?! I can't take much more. I'm about to start Michaeling.

by DontGOStay September 24, 2016

Michael

Michael is a incredibly sexy man within a wonderful personality great cook, super intelligent and can fix anything. He is also a ladies man who has the best pick up lines. Michael also has a small sensitive side he very seldom will show and is not only a great father but a better boyfriend, but the best thing about Michael is what Michael can do under the sheets . Michael is hands down the best sex any one person deserves and anyone should be down right honored to have sex with Michael, but Michael when poked can also have a different side that would be the Asshole side so be cautious not to poke (Piss off) a Michael. To piss off a Michael would be hazardous to ones health. Yo-D-Yo is the only sign of a pissed off Michael so pay attention. Oh and last but not least Michael we're blessed with a killer smile and some we're fortunate enough to be blessed with extremely attractive girlfriends some call them Shelly's, those Michael's are refered to as Lucky ass Michael's .

I always here a Michael Yo-D-Yo ing around here.

by Sillybroad July 12, 2021

Michael

Michael is short for Michaelwave

Person: “whoa, look at that guy. He looks like a Michael”
(Michael overhears the conversation)
Michaelwave: Yes, I am Michael, but that’s short for Michaelwave.

by GeorginaYumYum December 3, 2020

Michael

Usually dates a girl named Julia and slays her with his 18 inch peen

Julia: Michael has a huge dick and he says I give the best head

by BANDZZ November 18, 2019

Michael

A pot smoking loser who won't get anywhere in life. He is so annoying and needy. Always either high or depressed.

He's such a drop-kick, he must be a Michael.

by Reyals_666 November 21, 2013