Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin
Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"
man you love computers as much you're doing a matt
A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek
its called "55 and still can't get some"
man you love computers as much you're doing a matt
A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek
by mingymoo September 01, 2006
A very quickly done homework assignment right before the class even thought it's already turned in late.
by Danny Nelson October 21, 2009
a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend
a guy who thinks hes the best
a guy with greasy hair
a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay
a guy who thinks hes the best
a guy with greasy hair
a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay
by an expert on men March 12, 2010
(n.) A suburban whiteboy from west haven who acts black, but resembles a mole. Listens to way too much Lil Wayne, yet claims he is not "on his dick". He has orange/yellow teeth, but did not eat any cheetos. He enjoys wearing his brother's clothing and shoes, but claims they are his. He also likes to eat all of his friend's food but never gives them any in return. He thinks he is good at parkour, but all he is capable of is jumping fences and rolling in dirt (and doesn't even look cool doing that). He also enjoys wearing the same hoodie for 8 days in a row, yet claiming it was a different one.
(v.) The act of screenwatching and not admitting to it; The act of not admitting anything bad that happens to you; The act of using excuses. i.e. "I swear on my aunt vickie's grave"
(v.) The act of screenwatching and not admitting to it; The act of not admitting anything bad that happens to you; The act of using excuses. i.e. "I swear on my aunt vickie's grave"
Matt Cowan: "So....Stru.." *stretchs out arms* "ya..got any fooood?"
or
Cacioppo: "Cowan wtf why the hell are you watching my screen?"
Cowan: "Yo i swear on my aunt vickie's grave i wasnt screenwatching"
Cacioppo: "Yo paulo a skunk!!"
Paulo: *looks*
Cacioppo: "Oooh! Broke ya neck!"
Paulo: "I didn't even look wtf!"
Cacioppo: "Stop being a cowan."
or
Cacioppo: "Cowan wtf why the hell are you watching my screen?"
Cowan: "Yo i swear on my aunt vickie's grave i wasnt screenwatching"
Cacioppo: "Yo paulo a skunk!!"
Paulo: *looks*
Cacioppo: "Oooh! Broke ya neck!"
Paulo: "I didn't even look wtf!"
Cacioppo: "Stop being a cowan."
by WeAreNotTylerAndStru November 14, 2009
a 10 foot 12 inch tall, 824 pound behemoth who enjoys kicking babies off bridges and yelling out random racial slurs and poking girls where no girls should be poked
matt campos is: george clooney, brad pitt, christian bale, orlando bloom, josh hartnett, wolverine all rolled into one in the body of john goodman
by mathias hornblower April 24, 2009
Easily the best actor in anything ever, perhaps challenged only by his best friend and homie Ben Affleck. He’s also an excellent writer, producer, husband, father, and is really really handsome. He’s so cool, guys.
You have to see the new Matt Damon movie, it was so cool and awesome and cool!
I normally don’t watch movies, but I always will for Matt Damon, that dude’s really cool and everyone loves and respects him!
I normally don’t watch movies, but I always will for Matt Damon, that dude’s really cool and everyone loves and respects him!
by officialmattdamon February 25, 2021
by Jillfromstory November 12, 2010