Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021

Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!

Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024

Sunday mass

The Bible says that Jesus did not rest on the 7th day therefore implying that he was working on sunday. This term means that you shall not rest even on Sundays becuase Jesus did not rest on sundays

Eric: Hey jack, how many times do you work out in a week
Jack: 7
Eric: What, even on Sundays
Jack: Yeah bro, gotta get that Sunday mass in

by PercaBeast October 22, 2022

weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects

That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!

by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019

Mass pass

When you are fat/overweight you have a right to make fat or weight jokes (respectfully)

"damn bro you big as hell"
"Should you say that"

"Nah it's chill he's got the mass pass"

by Waaaaaah waluigi! February 24, 2022

Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.

"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."

by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020

Biological Weapon Of Mass Destruction Mass Of Weapon Biological

Biological Weapon Of Mass Destruction Mass Of Weapon Biological

Biological Weapon Of Mass Destruction Mass Of Weapon Biological

by ExeeloguiexE April 18, 2025