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tips-e-mail

When you have consumed enough alcoholic beverages to qualify as 'tipsy' (you're on your way to intoxicated) and you decide to send e-mails to friends (or ex-boyfriends/girlfriends etc.) See definitions of "drunk dial" for a related behavior.
Noun: "Any more tips-e-mail?"


Verb: "I tips-e-mailed him again..."
by Joan Henrietta February 7, 2009
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vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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Evie E-Mail

Evie E-Mail is a person who e-mails all day non-stop.
Jimmy is an Evie E-Mail and I hate him.
by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 24, 2020
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Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.
I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.
by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022
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Open the door and throw the mail inside

Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.
I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.
by Billiam McFucktard May 17, 2019
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Mailbait

Noun, U.K.
A story, scandal or occurrence that gives the English right-wing newspaper 'The Daily Mail' cause to print a report about the breakdown of society that has been caused by the event in question.
Mailbait: New statistics about immigration of Eastern European workers into the U.K. will likely lead to a headline in the Mail reading: "We're going to hell in a wheelbarrow and it's immigrants that are pushing it."
by kremlinjoe March 16, 2009
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Mailbox

the act of placing an explicit picture into someone's mailbox covered with white soap which is to represent cum
ma bruu do you want to get mailboxed?

you got mailboxed

hey are you keen to mailbox john

hey billy heard you got mailboxed
by the expozer May 23, 2020
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