Crushing Loaf 

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

Crushing Loaf by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

Crushin' loaf 

Eating bread. Popularized by "A Minecraft Movie"

They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. They love crushin' loaf.

Crushin' loaf by MarnieTheRebel April 5, 2025

Fent loaf 

When a cat is high on catnip, non responsive and is resting in a position of a loaf. Associated with the term "fent fold".

-Yo... You see that cat fent loafing over there?

Fent loaf by Shapaklyak April 12, 2025

Lady loaf

Fat chicks with love handles and a fupa

Damn! That chick so big she got a lady loaf

Lady loaf by Phil_McCracken666 December 16, 2025

sardelli quinta loaf 

Sardelli Quinta loaf is a state of being. When you can't think of a word to say you must emphasize the Sardelli with in.

Im going to sardelli quinta loaf your cute little butt.

sardelli quinta loaf by Beccaxbabes6 November 9, 2007

baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.

Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.

baking an egg loaf by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016

fucked the loaf 

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.

Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?

fucked the loaf by Howboycat December 23, 2017