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Lincoln

Lincoln’s sometimes an ass but most of the time ok. Lincolns are players and will go for any sporty and hot girl they cross paths with. Boys named Lincoln will go for girls named Lexi and Emerson most of the time if they are straight but if they’re gay they might go for a Brandon. They most of the time have one sister and a large extended family. Lincolns are known for thinking about how they look too much and focusing on their hair way too much. They can bee very tall and skinny but strong. If you find a Lincoln they are ok.
Kid:I saw a Lincoln today
Kid2:ok he looks average

Kid:I agree
by Elmo is life December 30, 2019
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Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
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Lincoln County High Fayetteville, TN

A high-school located in smaller town Lincoln County Tennessee. It’s absolutely horrible and it should burn.

Everyone is racist and homophobic.

The sports teams are ass, the money is not old and it shows.

The students are shit.

All around bad.
by InfamousAshton June 8, 2023
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Lincoln

Lincoln is an ugly ass faggot, he probably tries to rape his cats for fucks sakes, he looks super emo and has no friends. Probably cause hes a man whore
Ewwwwwwwww who's that ugly man whore

Ugh him, thas Lincoln, hes a faggot so stay away from him
by Suckmyfuckingdickyoufaggots September 18, 2023
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Lincoln Street

A Street In Queens, New York That Starts From Rockaway Boulevard and Ends at the Van Wyck Expressway in

South Ozone Park.
Eric: What Street is this?
Chris: It is Lincoln Street.
“Yo We In Queens.”
Chris: Who Said That?
Eric: Oh That is 50 Cent.
by 21jay December 16, 2023
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Lincoln Northeast High School

Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.
“Deodorant is over rated”- fat kids at Lincoln Northeast High School
by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021
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Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.
Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell
by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021
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