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Self lesbian

When a female is overly obsessed and/or attracted to themselves. This is damaging physically and mentally... they spend most of their time in their rooms either touching themselves or kissing themselves.

Kms is also an acronym for -Kissing myself

And

Kys is used as an insult towards a self lesbian also an acronym meaning -Kiss yourself

I would advise to never and I mean EVER say "kys" to a self lesbian or they will most likely go bat shit crazy on you.
Selbian (self lesbian) is an actual mental illness

Symptoms icclude but are not limited to--
•constant need to kiss self
•obsession with masturbation

•selfie obsession

talking to self

•looking in mirror constantly

•complimenting of ones self

Selbians also tend to involuntary say "kms" constantly
If you or someone you know seems to have any of these symptoms then please, get them help right away. Or it can lead to other mental illnesses.

Thank you~~
Bria: Kms kms kms kms kms

Silver: stop kissing yourself and get into a real relationship... selbians are so disgusting.
Nikki: *sigh* that selbian again...

Silver and Nikki: kys kys FUCKIN SELBIAN

Voca: what's wrong with her???

Nikki: oh she's just a self lesbian...
by Howwy Skut|| TOASTER December 22, 2016
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Lesbian Hoot

To be openly excited and proud to be a lesbian. Always talking about being a lesbian and/or openly promoting the lesbian lifestyle.
Ever since Anne Marie came out, she's been on this lesbian hoot!
by SaviChick March 26, 2011
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Lesbian cleavage

The certain kind of cleavage produced by wearing lower cut sports bra.
I was about to go work out but i have a wicked case of lesbian cleavage so i am staying in.
by KeLL August 26, 2012
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Lesbian Goddess

Name given to Cub Sport band member Zoe Davis. Lesbian Goddess could also refer to her girlfriend, Bridie McQueenie, but it is most commonly attributed to Zoe.
Zoe and Bridie are Lesbian Goddesses, I worship them and Gaysus, Holy Daddy, and Dan.

Not to be confused with Lesbian Jesus, which refers to Hayley Kiyoko, another iconic lesbian.
by cubsportstan June 12, 2018
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Lesbian Cub

A young lesbian who is predominantly attracted to older gay women. Very common in the LGBT+ community.

Can also be referred to as a Cub. The reverse of a lesbian cougar, also known as a Lougar.
Person #1: I'd go after her but she's a total lesbian cub.
Person #2: Oh really?
by yeeahawbabie June 8, 2019
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homophobic lesbian

Someone (preferable a women) who are disgusted by gay people but than turns around to makes out with their girlfriend.
There people usually just hate men in general.
Person 1 : gay people are so utterly gross, I hate them all

Person 2; but don’t you have a girlfriend?

Person 1 : yes, I do, and I love her dearly

Person 2: oh, your a homophobic lesbian
by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 12, 2021
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Frisch's lesbian

n. A normally straight woman who tends to exhibit certain lesbian qualities in the workplace.
Even though she has a boyfriend, Janet is totally a Frisch's lesbian because she tried coming onto me in the kitchen at work.
by xDrewB May 24, 2009
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