The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

Brannigan's law

Brannigan's Law states that one cannot interfere with an undeveloped planet..

"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast"

Brannigan's law by xxdarknemesisx April 25, 2010

Fyson's Law 

Law of the internet coined on 26/05/20115 by youtuber "Matthew Fyson" the law states that "if it exists, someone on the internet is triggered by it."

Person A:"so I was just messing around with my RC car and-"

*Person B starts to cry due to personal issues."

Person A: Sorry I didn't mean to invoke Fyson's law there."

Fyson's Law by The Creepy Lantern May 28, 2015

karate kid law 

When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.

Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.

karate kid law by JoeShroe February 27, 2017

Tucker's Law 

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home

Tucker's Law by mrPurpleDinosaur2 October 4, 2009

Stratten's Law 

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.

What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.

Stratten's Law by Steve-er July 7, 2011

Rosscott's Law 

The faster the computer, the faster it can go wrong.

Rosscott's Law burned me when my new computer crashed not less than a day after I purchased it.

Rosscott's Law by Ixra July 20, 2009