Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy December 14, 2008

Late Bloomer

A queer person who comes out of the closet late in life

I never expected James to be gay, he is 35 and everything... he really is a Late Bloomer

by Eastcanners July 21, 2019

late wife

something that dayoung from wjsn said to katie (fan) but she made a mistake so no one knows what she meant

dayoung: late wife :) (?)

by fefi March 18, 2021

late notice

To arrive or be present after the expected time

Mack arrived at a late notice

by Mansitos November 29, 2022

I been in a ugly mood lately

"I been in a ugly mood lately" Is a way of saying you're depressed and there isn't any way to fix it, or that you have been feeling depressed for a long time now. It can also be a way kf saying you're depresses but not making it seem like it's a big deal.

Hey man you look down, wanna talk about it? Nah its just "I been in a ugly mood lately"

by ThatsFishy February 10, 2021

Late

Is used like the word lame.

Ahhh late, we were going to leave at 3.

by 670107 October 19, 2018