Fashionably Late 

This is, in fact, an impossibility. Any scheduled time is by its very nature a recipriversexclusion (a number that is anything other than itself) and it is therefore impossible to be late.

she's fashionably late ... again.

Fashionably Late by Sinister_Ringmaster January 29, 2016

Two-thousand-and-late

Can also be said as "2000 and Late", "2k Late" or "2k n' Late"

This was the original term for "not trendy", no need for a new dumb word.

"Hey you like my trendy man-bun?"

"Dude you're Two-thousand-and-late. That ain't trendy anymore."
Or
"Man, naw ur 2klate!"

Two-thousand-and-late by Geralt the White Wolf May 19, 2021

A day late and a dollar short

An expression used by those who are with incredible stupidity and of a state of retardation that pairs well with their receding and grotesque hairline

Bafoon:Hey I'm a day late and a dollar short
Regular Person: Shut up

A day late and a dollar short by 3idbwkabsi3 April 16, 2017

Balls Late 

Staying late at work due to an appointment, meeting, or an excess of work that needs to be done.

Oh shit, I forgot that I have an appointment this afternoon, and i need to make my time up, Looks like I will be here balls late...

Balls Late by Sped81 October 20, 2008

cooking late 

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

cooking late by summe November 22, 2010

Lilly late 

Fucking late

They are lilly late

Lilly late by Lilly late April 11, 2016

Abbot late 

When you want to let your friends know that you'll be a bit late but your auto correct thinks you are the head of an abbey of monks.

Matt or something: Going to be abbot late, probably like 730
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now

Abbot late by Larg0 June 16, 2017