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kenny taylor

An amazing, sweet, wonderful, handsome, thoughtful man. Will put your needs before himself and if you asked him to do something and he’s available he will do it. Has been done wrong by many dirty slaggy exes but still through all that hardship is a lovely thoughtful man. Literally irreplaceable and if you ever meet him you would never be able to get over him or leave him.
“I got myself a keeper
“Is he a kenny taylor
“Yes he is”
by Bird<3 June 27, 2023
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Kenny

Someone who always is hurt or almost dies because of other people but always comes back right after and isn't really affected by it.
Person 1: They killed Kenny!
Person 2: Those bastards!
by savagejay0409 February 25, 2023
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Kenny

an immortal child cursed by a cult, is often compared to an orange airbud
someone: *kills kenny*

Kyle: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!!!

Stan: you BA#####
by MimisBoot March 8, 2023
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Kenny

Lee: So, Kenny, whats the plan?
Kenny: We find a boat.
by Retr0Tune March 26, 2023
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kenny talk

A long drawn-out conversation with a subject held in lieu of, or in addition to, enforcement action by law enforcement. Kenny Talks are usually had with children aged 5 to 17 and can last over 30 minutes. There is debate as to the effectiveness of Kenny Talks, though they have become a staple in modern law enforcement.
"Dang, 220 is STILL on that call?"
"Yeah, must be giving them a Kenny Talk."
by GarySimmons69 June 23, 2024
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kenny

the name "kenny" is often used as a shortened version of the name "kenneth". "kenneth" is derived from a Gaelic name meaning "handsome". languages tend to evolve and meanings of words tend to change as time moves forward. just like how "gay" isn't exactly "happy" anymore, "kenny" isn't exactly "handsome". often regarded as "ogre" or "jumpscare", a "kenny" typically has at least 250 restraining orders against him and assault charges on different men, women, and children in each city/town he has visited due to severe trauma and stress simply caused by having him in your field of vision. not only is "kenny" short for "kenneth", "kenny" is also short in other aspects of his physical being.
dude it would really suck to be a kenny
by big back bowling July 2, 2024
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Kenni

Hot as fuck. So freaking cute you will certainly stutter when trying to talk to him. Kenni is the reason the word perfect was invented, and many consider him to actually be a secret weapon engineered in a high-tech lab. Everybody loves and envies Kenni: from insanely handsome to insightful, from effortlessly funny to brilliant, he is what little children dream of being and what adults wish they were
Yesterday I spoke to Kenni and got a raging erection just by looking at him, while at the same time he blew my mind talking quantum science... It's so unfair he's so perfect, he must be an engineered Chinese lab weapon
by bufferingbadger July 4, 2024
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