Descendant of the American Patriot and possibly Bigfoot, due to size and hairiness; Coolest guy ever.
by mattdad August 21, 2009

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman
Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020

by Rosa parks 69 December 28, 2018
