Inch

Huge to some people, tiny to others.

Some people say if you give them an inch they take a mile. Lucky for some of us we're Irish, so they won't be taking too much or getting too far.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021

Invisible inch

An extra inch of penis, located at the base, that is exposed when pushing down the surrounding fat.

I called Victoria over so I could get some stink on my twink, and she didn't look that scared when I showed her the meat so I made sure to give her the invisible inch. My neighbors called the cops and when they came I answered the door wearing nothing but her nuva ring.

by LubedChode November 22, 2021

My 2 inch defeater

Your 2 inch penis.

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit

by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025

1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

Metric Inch

A distance of 33 millimetres.

Why do you think using British Imperial measurements makes you free? If you give them a metric inch, they'll take a kilometre.

by Jaymax February 19, 2022

10 inch pinch

A small crab penis

That crab has a 10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017

alley inch

Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.

Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.

Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.

by Mezomitch August 14, 2009