1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012
Get the Morning Fivemug. NOTICE: This word has an abbreviation. It is Mater pronounced Mah-ter, it rhymes with water. Now for the definition.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.
James: Dude that mater tasted actually good this morning.
Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!
Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!
by Snoobab March 27, 2020
Get the Morning Watermug. by luvingangel October 22, 2014
Get the morning rubbingmug. John: Good Morning!
Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush
John: oh that's nasty man.
Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush
John: oh that's nasty man.
by Rex6333 September 25, 2012
Get the Morning Bushmug. In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
by trenton101 August 29, 2016
Get the Cold Morningmug. when you wake up in the morning and the blood is like lead in your veins, the severity differs from person to person, for some it might just be hard lifting or working out right away, for others it makes it impossible to stand, button your jeans, or even pull the cap off of toothpaste.
Jim: "Wanna go lift today?"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"
by OhThatsNasty August 9, 2015
Get the morning weaknessmug. News that's just in; in and around 7:30- 8:30am & must be discussed with your bestie. Usually on the phone whilst on the way to work.
Phone rings, one friend to another:- -"Morning Gossip!"
-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"
-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"
by #Lawyered January 18, 2016
Get the Morning Gossipmug.