Farm hands

When one obtains a leathery toughness on the skin of the hands due to strenuous farm work. This benefit often lets the worker grapple steel fence posting without fear, give an intimidating handshake, and suffer through cold wet nights outside easier with the warmth trapped in the callussed brilliance of his or her hands.
"Well golly, I sure am G-rateful that i've got me some farm hands, or that'n fence post would have never come out of the ground"

"Tell Owen and Alex to start throwing that hay or I'll pinch their necks with my farm hands."

Farmer: "Great show!" "Thump thump thump"
Weakling: "Hey why are you clapping like that?"
Farmer: "It's the only way I can son, farm hands"
by Jesse Potts November 06, 2005
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Dash Hand

To furiously jerk off.
Maida was caught dash handing to german gay porn.
by Akbar Dirka Dirka November 10, 2006
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Hand Tent

The act of putting your hands in front of your crotch or lower stomach, forming a "tent". This is commonly done when giving presentations and one does not know what to do with their hands.
Dan Patrick totally made hand tents when he worked at ESPN.
by big37guy March 12, 2009
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Hand Scooter

John really wasn't too in to his girl friend Rachel but she gave such good hand scooters he kept her around.
by BZRRRR September 17, 2008
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Weekend Hand

Guy 1: Hey bro lets get some weekend hand

Guy 2: I'm down with that bro.
by James Hauge May 02, 2009
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Bathroom Hands

When you use the strong, disgusting smelling, pink soap in a public restroom; the STANK stays on your hands for the entire day.
Eww, I don't wanna eat my Wendy's spicy chicken combo cuz i have nasty-ass BATHROOM HANDS!!!
by EarWax796 October 25, 2009
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hand parxie

someone who literally is obsessed with anyone from the band waterparks hands /lh
'they must be a hand parxie'
'wdym'
*in background* AWSTENS HANFS
by anon235431 March 30, 2021
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