Dirtying Up The Fridge

Where someone tongue punches a butthole until the poop comes out

“Did you see Johnny dirtying up the fridge on Jeff? It looked like a chocolate fountain after he was done”

by BrerMason February 21, 2025

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Opening the Fridge

The act of checking something over and over again when deep down inside you know the outcome will never change. Similarly to opening the fridge over and over again when you realize that no matter how many times you do so it's going to be just as empty as it was beforehand. Regardless you continue to do so anyway through wishful thinking.

Checking your phone over and over again after days of being left on delivered is exemplified through this term. No matter how many times you open your phone, you know deep down that you're not going to hear back anytime soon but you can't help yourself from checking in hopes that maybe you're wrong. Many other situations can be applied to "Opening the Fridge '' such as misplacing something and continuously checking the same spot or looking for someone when you know they aren't around.

Thomas: I cant find my cellphone

Lucas: Well where did you last have it?

Thomas: By my desk..

Lucas: Did you check the drawer?

Thomas: Yeah like a thousand times.

Lucas: Then why are you walking over to it and checking again? Also that drawer is very clearly empty...,

Thomas: Maybe I'm just looking on the wrong side...

Lucas: At this point you're just Opening the Fridge

Thomas: Found it! It was under the desk!

Lucas: Oh Good

Thomas: Dang she still hasn't replied...

Lucas: What did I just say.....

by Human53 July 18, 2024

Fridge

A slang insult used towards an obese individual that is shaped with similar geometries (and likely total mass) of a fridge.

“Okay fridge you’re the one that needs to buy two seats on an airplane”

by apex player 1 July 25, 2024

Fridge Tapas

When you bring multiple and tiny portions of weeks’ dinner leftovers for your work lunch and spread it out on the communal work lunch table, confusing your workmates and using up all the staff cutlery.

Sally-Anne: Hey Sid, I can’t tell if that’s Chinese or Indian or Levantine or Japanese food you are eating. And you have taken up half the staff table.

Sid: I’ve got dinner leftovers of a bit of everything I didn’t want to throw out, so I can save 7$ on lunch. It won’t fill me up anyways, so I’ll finish this and head to the cafe.

Sally-Anne: You got fridge tapas! Woo-Hoo!

by Greensnot March 26, 2025

fridge

something that is hype but you don't want to seem excited. Or something that calm or chill that you want to do or have done.

"you ready for that baseball game that shit gonna be fridge."

by Binky boy April 26, 2024