Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017

Hot pocket

The act of releasing flatulence into a woman’s vagina

“I can’t have sex, I’m a virgin. But you can give me a hot pocket”

by sillykitty4 May 6, 2024

Hot Pocket

When you shove your balls in your rectum because they are cold.

Hey John, if your balls are cold, use your Hot Pocket!

by ClickHere4Segs September 15, 2025

Hot pocket

Act of pulling out than pooping into her vagina.

He hot pocket my vajayjay!

by Mcklinger82 March 11, 2021

Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

Aussie Hot Pocket

Is the act of shoving Kangaroo shit up your partners ass then proceed to tap that ass

We ate at out then snuck in to the zoo so we could pull off the Aussie Hot Pocket, best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

Hot Pocket

When you take a huge steamy dump in your hand then pocket it for later.

Duuuuude... I totally did a hot pocket when we were on that forest trail.

by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025