A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.
Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
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Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be
Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?
Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?
Emma: what’s wrong with will?
Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?
Emma: what’s wrong with will?
Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
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Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
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