Gift is a funny, considerate person. She will do anything to cheer you up, meaning she is a GREAT friend. If you know someone called Gift, you're lucky, because just like her name suggests, she is a gift to people's lives.
Gift is funny
by hhhhhheeeeeeelllllooooooooooo October 25, 2025
Get the Giftmug. The liberty gift is a disgusting package of nastiness, which is flung against the property of someone you hate or feel like spiting.
The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.
There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive
Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.
The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.
For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.
There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive
Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.
The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.
For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
If you find a dead phish stuffed with cat shit wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel, chances are it is a liberty gift.
by mourgh August 20, 2005
Get the Liberty giftmug. A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.
by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018
Get the safe giftmug. by urgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg January 13, 2022
Get the giftmug. A friend repeller
by Peta Hater 06 May 23, 2019
Get the Roblox gift cardmug. Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.
"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.
by IKaizen December 2, 2013
Get the Skeet Giftingmug. Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...
Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!
How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....
Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...
Rich: What are you retarded?
Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....
Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...
Rich: What are you retarded?
Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013
Get the Gifted Instructormug.