friendless loser

I am a friendless loser

by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018

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friendlord

Someone that rents living space to his buddies. Often gets screwed out of payment, or gets paid in services or drugs.

Jonny lived in his buddy Eric's spare bedroom, but couldn't pay his rent on time. Luckily, Eric was a kind friendlord and allowed Jonny to clean up garbage at his other properties in lieu of rent.

by Jonny Zip January 7, 2007

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Similar to friendship. Friendlove is the bonding emotion that psychologically unites friends. While friendship refers to the overall social unit two friends form, friendlove emphasizes the emotionality of that connection.

Katia spent the day with her classmate, feeling a wholesome friendlove grow within her.

by finfangfoom January 12, 2008

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Friendlationship

Friendlationship(n) is a combination of the words 'friends' and 'relationship', used to describe a somewhat-platonic relationship that contains all the aspects of an actual romantic relationship, without any physical/sexual benefits. Basically, all the sacrifice but none of the gain. Often occurs when both people involved harbor some desire for the other, but neither is willing to take a chance and potentially ruin their friendship.

Guy 1: So is Jake hanging out with us tonight?
Guy 2: No man, he's hanging out with Vanessa again.

Guy 1: Man he's so whipped. What an idiot.
Guy 2: He needs to get out of that fucking friendlationship.

by FredAlex December 6, 2007

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Golden Friendy

The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.

Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"

Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"

Friend: "savage"

Other friend: "yeah"

by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016