Fridge

A slang insult used towards an obese individual that is shaped with similar geometries (and likely total mass) of a fridge.

“Okay fridge you’re the one that needs to buy two seats on an airplane”

by apex player 1 July 25, 2024

Nuking the fridge

Throwing a microwave at a fridge as hard as one can.

"Holy shit Dave was caught nuking the fridge!"

by Pee hole jenkins July 2, 2021

put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.

- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.

by ekdar123 December 26, 2011

Dirtying Up The Fridge

Where someone tongue punches a butthole until the poop comes out

“Did you see Johnny dirtying up the fridge on Jeff? It looked like a chocolate fountain after he was done”

by BrerMason February 21, 2025

Fridge

A term used in replace of bad words

"Oh Fridge ! I forgot to do my homework"

by Ellentea April 4, 2017

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

fridge locust

A person(s) usual close friends or family members or teenagers who remove the contents of your fridge or cupboards as soon as you've brought the edible food items home from the supermarket. The food stuffs are meant to last a week/fortnight etc but are all gone within an hour.

Me: puts shopping away in fridge*

Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .

Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *

by B.xtreme March 12, 2018