Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit
Person:u want some lucky charms?
Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!
Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈
Person:*sigh* …children…
Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!
Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈
Person:*sigh* …children…
by ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ January 5, 2022

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy
2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager
3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager
3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
1. Oh, children are so sweet!
2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!
3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!
3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.
by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018

A small group of people who make similar music to Taylor Swift’s. Like Olivia Rodrigo, Conan Gray, and possibly Shawn Mendes
by muzakluver2021 June 3, 2021
