Friday you beat off rough and the skin gets flakey; the next day you beat off and you cum it lands on the flakey skin and burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the pain.
by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017
Get the Frosted Flakesmug. by AngryDadGaming June 2, 2018
Get the Flake the Cobmug. by Kellogg's97 October 21, 2014
Get the Corn Flakemug. "Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.
by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023
Get the Flaking the Chainmug. ( Text message: )
Friend: heyyy😏
Me: hey
Friend : wanna go to the park later today?😇
Me: yeah sure.. but what park and what time?
Friend: umm how bout the one off ballrode? And how about 3:00😊
Me: umm that’s like half an hour away... and I only have an hour to get ready..
Friend: oh oops oh well see u there 😂
Me: um ok 🤦🏼 ♀️
~~~~~~~~later today~~~~~~~~
Me: where are you?
Friend: ohhh haha I forgot to come!! 😂😂 Can we do a different day I’m busy 😕
Me: 🤬blocked dis flake
Friend: heyyy😏
Me: hey
Friend : wanna go to the park later today?😇
Me: yeah sure.. but what park and what time?
Friend: umm how bout the one off ballrode? And how about 3:00😊
Me: umm that’s like half an hour away... and I only have an hour to get ready..
Friend: oh oops oh well see u there 😂
Me: um ok 🤦🏼 ♀️
~~~~~~~~later today~~~~~~~~
Me: where are you?
Friend: ohhh haha I forgot to come!! 😂😂 Can we do a different day I’m busy 😕
Me: 🤬blocked dis flake
by Uwuuuuuu🤦🏼♀️🥵 April 30, 2019
Get the Flakemug. by Danlod July 18, 2017
Get the Flake newsmug. 