ryan evans

a fucking downie, he is a devinshire carrot cruncher. got half his spine removed to suck his dick.

Caleb: look at that downie

jamie: he so gay
jayden: he's probably a ryan evans

by Carrot crunchers October 23, 2019

Sadie Evans

A term used to describe a slut

Alex: "hey, did that girl just get in a van with a guy she doesn't even know and drive off?"

James: "yeah"

Alex: "what a sadie evans"

by coolbeans123456789 May 31, 2010

Angry Evan

To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.

(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"

by Andrew Palmer January 2, 2008

Evan Lysacek

A phrase borrowed from russian, describing a guy who has had sex with another guy, then tries to take it back. Usually by being a dick to the person they had sex with.

Why is that football player being mean to Jonny?

Oh, he's just Evan Lysacek!

by CorvidaeCorvus January 12, 2011

Evan the Left

it is a phrarse reffering to anyone who is left handed and believes that they would have had full dominace against the right handed in the medievil era

You will all fear Evan the Left right-handers.

by Burninator831 October 15, 2009

Thomas Evans

A straight dude who likes pussy.

"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."

by HeyHiHello25 March 31, 2021

Kemper Evans

A name for a male meaning superior in looks. Kemper is what you would call someone who is extremely hot. A kemper is often funny and has a huge package.

Damn he is almost as hot as Kemper Evans

by People definer56 September 15, 2021