Dylan Evans

He has a tiny penis and loves to rape children and is a registered sex offender he loves to stick rhino dick in his mouth he always watches dog and furry porn he stinks like dick cheese and has a 10 pack of abs

Girl#1 call the cops

Guy#2 wtf is he fisting that little boy

Dylan Evans

by Poop toucher 780 January 2, 2020

ryan evans

a fucking downie, he is a devinshire carrot cruncher. got half his spine removed to suck his dick.

Caleb: look at that downie

jamie: he so gay
jayden: he's probably a ryan evans

by Carrot crunchers October 23, 2019

Sadie Evans

A term used to describe a slut

Alex: "hey, did that girl just get in a van with a guy she doesn't even know and drive off?"

James: "yeah"

Alex: "what a sadie evans"

by coolbeans123456789 May 31, 2010

Angry Evan

To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.

(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"

by Andrew Palmer January 2, 2008

Evan Lysacek

A phrase borrowed from russian, describing a guy who has had sex with another guy, then tries to take it back. Usually by being a dick to the person they had sex with.

Why is that football player being mean to Jonny?

Oh, he's just Evan Lysacek!

by CorvidaeCorvus January 12, 2011

Evan the Left

it is a phrarse reffering to anyone who is left handed and believes that they would have had full dominace against the right handed in the medievil era

You will all fear Evan the Left right-handers.

by Burninator831 October 15, 2009

megan evans

Is a beautiful girl that is strong, well rounded, and special. If you see her you will remember her, she is one of the most beautiful people on the inside and out. She is athletic and strong, she is very outgoing and funny. She seems nice but she is not afraid to beat someones ass. People usually are attracted to her and she doesn't notice and is kind of oblivious to that fact. She is smart and independent and no one will get in her way.

Megan Evans isa girl I will no one can resist

by Girls Rule!!! December 3, 2017