Ethans are amazing. Theyou will do anything, for you, at anytime. All the ladies want him, and they are lucky to have him. I had an Ethan, but I broke up with him. This was the worst decision I ever made. I have wanted him back ever since, and anyone who has him is so so so so lucky. I love you Ethan 💙
by AoifeW. October 10, 2018
by abagoforanges January 12, 2013
A name for a really annoying person, who likes video games and is a guy, who thinks he is cooler than he really is.
Man, that guy was such and Ethan, he annoyed me like crazy, he thinks he is cooler than he really is.
by HaybayPie July 27, 2015
Ethan is the biggest cunt on this earth, if you see a wild ethan, catch him with a pokeball and throw him into the sea. He is the biggest cunt alive and a huge piece of shit in general.
by potatoes have toes March 05, 2018
Everyone wants to be Ethan. Girls are constantly all over him. Ethan came from Africa, only blacks have his name no whites , but it's whatever
by Ethan Ganard March 14, 2017
The term Ethan describes a kid who is so fat that he has his own orbit. This bloke is proud of having sex with a small ugly un-australian chode. He also prides himself on his weight even though he is obese by 92 billion kilos. You would normally see Ethan scaring children because he has the face of a ballsack dipped in honey and set on fire. Ethan and Peter do rock paper scissors to see who gets to rub Frankies big tits first. The female gender usually fuck themselves with plyers after visioning an Ethan.
Josaphine: Oh fuck. Look down.
Prudence: Why? Whats up.
Josaphine: Is an Ethan.
Prudence: Where I don't see any..... AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josaphine: Oh Shit,
Prudence: Oi do you have any Plyers?
Prudence: Why? Whats up.
Josaphine: Is an Ethan.
Prudence: Where I don't see any..... AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josaphine: Oh Shit,
Prudence: Oi do you have any Plyers?
by Gouchehairs October 22, 2011