emotional douche bag

a fucking asshole who decided to be a fucking cry baby and cry about every thing.

DUSTIN is an emotional douche bag

by hisoldbitch69 January 30, 2016

Emotional third wheel

The act of being with a person who is trying to comfort another person when you have no real reason to be there. You are not helping in the act, though you originally intended to. You appear to just be a random person sitting next to someone who is trying to emotionally comfort another.

My friend James was comforting some girl because she had a fallout with her boyfriend. I was gonna help comfort her too, but he kinda took over. I felt like I was an emotional third wheel and left them to their talking and cuddling session.

by Anon Y. Mous 74 October 6, 2013

emotive hardcore

a fake ass genre supposedly made by emo kids in the 80's, songs are typically about cutting/killing themselves/"love"
emotive hardcore bands include black veil brides, bring me the horizon, and any band with a lead singer that has short black hair over his eyes

Emotive Hardcore Kid: my favrit band is xxxxxBVBxxxxx!!1111 :3 <345678

Me: Learn some Dying Fetus, you fuckin TARD.

by i hate scene emo goth September 18, 2012

Emotional Support Kpop Boy

A term coined by lesbians to describe their attachment/ bond to their bias or favourite in a Kpop boy group. It is used to combat compuslory heterosexuality as well as the notion that we can’t be Kpop boy-group fans without being attracted to them.

Mark Lee is my emotional support kpop boy and I am his assigned lesbian

by junguwuu February 22, 2019

R LAUGH EMOTE XD

THE SOUND DRAVEN DOES WHEN HE CARVES U UP iRL WITH HiS AXES AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

I WAS R LAUGH EMOTE XD ING WHEN DRAVEN SLIT HIS THROAT

by iLL MiNDED DRÄVEN XD June 5, 2018

emotional support kpop boy

once you become a kpop stan, you’re assigned a kpop boy to be your emotional support boy. said kpop boy is either your ideal mans or ideal best friend.

kpop stan1: “my emotional support kpop boy is bangchan from stray kids, what about you?”

kpop stan2: “yoongi from bts. i mean-? he’s so soft and squishy he’s always there. and he never leaves…”

by ㅠㅠ… June 26, 2021

Computer Science Emotional Breakdown

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.

Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.

by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019