Damn look at that Edward Cullen
by crazychica1835 May 28, 2009
Edward Cullen, reffering to the shining star of the Twilight series, is the gorgeous, kindhearted vampire that captured my heart as well as many readers across the globe.
Anyone who hates on him is simply jealous they don't have everyone in their high school lusting after them.
Anyone who hates on him is simply jealous they don't have everyone in their high school lusting after them.
Random guy: Omg I hate that Edward Cullen!
Random guy's girlfriend: *dreams of Edward Cullen* You know what? It's over! *goes to marry Edward*
Random guy: Awww shit.
Random guy's girlfriend: *dreams of Edward Cullen* You know what? It's over! *goes to marry Edward*
Random guy: Awww shit.
by The One Who Rules The Universe July 09, 2009
person: Hey do yu know what guy?
Me: no i dont know that man cause shes a girl her names denisha edwards.
person: oh... she looks like a man
Me: no i dont know that man cause shes a girl her names denisha edwards.
person: oh... she looks like a man
by alternet-princess January 09, 2010
by JackLing86 July 18, 2015
The hottest fictional vampire from the Twilight Series of Stephenie Meyer to ever walk on the face of the Earth. Dazzles people without him noticing it. He is a virtuoso when it comes to the piano. An eloquent speaker. A fast car lover. The bronze haired, topaz eyed, forever 17 year old looking adopted son of Carlisle Cullen and Esme Cullen as well as the adopted sibling of Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen. A 108 year old virgin who married a human, Bella Swan, the klutz, whom he is obsessively in-love with. The father of the half-vampire, half-human baby girl, Renesmee.
He gives the new definition for the perfect guy.
The only vampire fictional character who gets millions of girls obsessed with - even dreaming of having a vampire like him for a boyfriend.
The only guy who made me rethink about the benefits of Immortality - especially if you're with a guy like him.
He gives the new definition for the perfect guy.
The only vampire fictional character who gets millions of girls obsessed with - even dreaming of having a vampire like him for a boyfriend.
The only guy who made me rethink about the benefits of Immortality - especially if you're with a guy like him.
OH MY EDWARD! or OME
I am completely and irrevocably dazzled by Edward Cullen!
Edward Cullen = perfect guy.
Eternal damnation never looked so good!
I am completely and irrevocably dazzled by Edward Cullen!
Edward Cullen = perfect guy.
Eternal damnation never looked so good!
by friggincool September 25, 2008
Famed through the despicable, abomination that is the Twilight series, Edward Cullen is an emotionally abusive character that is created so that normal males in the real world will never live up to Stephanie Meyer's picture of the ideal boyfriend through her incessant ramblings about how "flawless" he is. His lover is Bella, the weak and needy Mary Sue of the story, otherwise known as Stephenie Meyer portrayed in her deepest fantasies. I am female, and I think these books have a negative effect on female teenagers and develope unrealistic expectations.
Edward Cullen: "I watch you sleep and come into your room without you knowing ever night. I also really want to kill you."
Bella: *moans* "Do me. Please, I want you so bad! *inner monologue* his perfect lips, his flawless eyes, his angel body, sparkle sparkle sparkle his skin is like marble im blushing im blushing again oh wait i tripped you want to get married? sure ill get married if that means i can bang the crap out of you. and then ill get pregnant at 18 and name my demon baby Renesmee. what a lovely name, dont you think?
Bella: *moans* "Do me. Please, I want you so bad! *inner monologue* his perfect lips, his flawless eyes, his angel body, sparkle sparkle sparkle his skin is like marble im blushing im blushing again oh wait i tripped you want to get married? sure ill get married if that means i can bang the crap out of you. and then ill get pregnant at 18 and name my demon baby Renesmee. what a lovely name, dont you think?
by dont make me vomit. July 29, 2010
Very annoying and unfortunately, a regular of many forums of GameTalk.
He's argumentitive, uses quotes when replying, and is turned on by Shaq Fu. Very odd.
One good thing: he's way too awesome to use any capitalization.
He's argumentitive, uses quotes when replying, and is turned on by Shaq Fu. Very odd.
One good thing: he's way too awesome to use any capitalization.
and they dont PWN me with any points in that one that got 116 posts half of it was ydn saying "noes wae i PWN'D j00"
by without tgt January 03, 2005