Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022

Depression day

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡

Well fuck looks like I have depression day

by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020

Tropical Depression

The feeling you get when finishing a vacation in the islands and realizing you have to go back to work.

As soon as the elevator doors opened and I returned to the office, I began to feel the effects of a Tropical Depression.

by Dougadoo May 21, 2014

wolfstar depression

type of depression that involves crying and being sad because of wolfstar.

"I can't stop crying, they're not even canon! *cries hard* I'm so sad, why do I feel like this?"

"I think you have wolfstar depression"

by remuslupinkinnie December 30, 2021

senior depression

When you realize, as a senior in high school, that you are leaving behind everyone and everything you loveand everything you know to enter a new and scary world you aren't prepared for

The graduating senior looked around at his friends and he suddenly got hit by senior depression.

by A4673C May 11, 2014

wyatt depression

the feeling you get when you see how far Wyatt Oleff has come and how he's growing so much. you may also feel this when you think about how you might not ever meet him. during Wyatt Depression you will cry and laugh at the same time, feel too soft, watch edits to make yourself feel better but it'll become worse. Basically a huge feeling of uwu

I got major Wyatt Depression while seeing pictures of him meeting his fans.

by stvzier July 21, 2018

Smiling Depression

A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.

Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."

by Cram Salesman October 22, 2020