Sad and Depressed

When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.

Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?

by ThatOneLinguist January 29, 2019

millie depression

Millie depression is "Millie Bobby brown" depression, means that if you can't meet Millie and being so sad about it

Im in Millie depression

by Millieismybrownie January 4, 2021

Tropical Depression

The feeling you get when finishing a vacation in the islands and realizing you have to go back to work.

As soon as the elevator doors opened and I returned to the office, I began to feel the effects of a Tropical Depression.

by Dougadoo May 21, 2014

Depression day

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡

Well fuck looks like I have depression day

by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020

Pseudo-Depression

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression

Yeet I have pseudo-depression

by An actual retard January 24, 2018

Depression trail

The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.

Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.

by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019

Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022