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Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.
by Motieman June 2, 2021
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cowboy coon

The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon

Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)
by game_takers1 April 29, 2023
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Cowboy Pancake

Smacking a girl’s ass in-between penetration while wearing a cowboy hat at sundown.
“Damn we made a nice cowboy pancake right there

Her: “I’m hungry for a cowboy pancake feed me”

Him: “we have to wait for sundown, you know the cowboy rules”
by cowgirlnotinthesand October 29, 2023
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Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.
by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021
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Cowboy Drag

When you are not really about the ranching lifestyle (i.e. waking up at 4am, feeding the pigs, herding cattle, plowing the fields, etc.) but you love to wear and culturally appropriate the fashion.
April: What was Diplo wearing?!?! Was that a big belt buckle?

Matthew: That’s “Cowboy Drag.” He’s been doing it since Stagecoach!
by djpr3mis September 14, 2019
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weiner cowboy

Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut
“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”
by NightMan420 February 26, 2021
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cowboy hunter

Cowboy Hunter is a nasty freaking kid who likes old black women. He breaks peoples pencils and leaves bruises on them.
Black girl: I'm in love cowboy Hunter #yeeyee
by Michael😄 June 16, 2016
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