animal cookies

Inserting cookies or crackers into your ass and having a dog or any other animal eat them out.

I just had some animal cookies last night now im out of peanut butter.

by longshlongjon November 22, 2016

Freezerburned Cookies

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.

Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.

by Grapefruit December 7, 2016

alien cookies

What you're looking to get when you're on the toilet and you heat some high bass beat.

Dude I think that I'm gonna go enjoy some Alien Cookies

by M3G4M4R7 October 28, 2017

mad cookies

Cookies that are proposed to be delicious, but fall short of expectations.

They cause the partaken to become enraged.

Those cookies won't even good , they were straight mad cookies.

by Bakedgoods December 4, 2017

it cookies

It cookies Is da best cookies.
Typo of "it's"

"So what are those? They it cookies"

by AH YEAHHH March 10, 2018

Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”

by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018

Scooping Cookies

The occasional grab and squeeze of a man's testicles in a loving and gentle way.

She always scooping cookies when we cooking in the kitchen.

When we in da club and she scooping cookies you know she want that D.

by PokerBabeBoss July 3, 2018