Sarah Eli and David Chandler

The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.

Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.

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Santana’s chancla

A legendary disciplinary tool with horrifying accuracy used by Santana Lopez. It serves as the Latina equivalent of Thor's hammer, but it is powered solely by fear, so enchantments are not necessary. Whenever someone says something offensive, foolish, or somewhat Rachel-Berry-like, it is instantly summoned. renowned for ricocheting, boomeranging, and delivering attitude and justice. The New Directions is held in check just by its existence.

Notable characteristics:
• Travels faster than the A-Train on a banana peel.
• When Santana is particularly irritated, it creates a shockwave.
• Has a 99.9% hit rate (Brittany caught it in midair and kissed Santana instead, accounting for 0.1%).
• Accredited as a WMD (Weapon of Major Diva-energy).

Santana’s Chancla:
Finn: "Wait, Santana, I didn't mean it like that."
Santana: (silently raising the chancla)
Rachel: "Everyone, duck!"
Brittany: "Yay! It is in flight mode!"

by Disney2123 December 5, 2025

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