broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work

Derek has a broken jumper

by 03logan01 September 14, 2016

Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Broken English

one who is learning English but doesn't know much.

"She is trying to learn English but shes new, but she has some Broken English!"

by BestOfDefs March 7, 2022

Broken

A sad political conspiracy theorist, useful idiot who repeats and believes any ludicrous nonsense or talking point posted by their political tribe. They think theyre thinking for themselves but obviously can't bc anyone with two braincells sees through the bullshit, but they cant let it go they have to believe cause theyre broken.

He's a broken, he believes JFK will return on Saturday at Daley Plaza bc some MAGA idiot posted it on twitter

by Bokobouy June 18, 2023

the broken helicopter

A sex position were the man toes his dick in a knot and rams it up the asshole with lots and lots of force

"Dude the broken helicopter hurts"

by Max102217 January 7, 2018

Broken Arrow Incident

An incident where someone reveals their Power Level, akin to that of the non-slang Broken Arrow Incidents wherein the US Military outright lost nuclear arms.

Examples include:
- Casually dropping the fucking n-bomb
- Accidentally sending a picture of Nikocado Avacado's Asshole to the Group Chat
- Having your mom see your collection of gore videos

Example 1
- "Yeah, you're such a stupid n*****"
- "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BILL, CALM DOWN!"

Example 2
- "Yeah bro, let me scroll through my pictures for a-"
- "WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CARTEL SHIT IS THAT, PHIL?"
- "Oh Christ, it's a Broken Arrow Incident."

by derangedcatboye November 30, 2023