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Brandon

A 10 year old with a thicc ass, specifically a male
Oof, brandon
by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017
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brandon

Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
brandon is a very nice guy
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
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Brandon

An amazing human being who has a large penis brandon is the best person in the entire world
by Yourmum1019/11 August 20, 2018
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Brandon

He will fuck u up if u fuck wit his gf and he is a asshole but he is loyal to his gurl and is cool tell u get on his bad side
Some person says fuck u

Brandon goes over there and beats his ass
by Fuckuup1674 January 24, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
by Nbd February 6, 2020
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Brandon

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny
by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018
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Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.
Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!
by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017
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