Blowjobber 

Someone who has perfected the art of orally stimulating penis through years of training and hard work.

"God, I'm gonna jizz. You're such a good blowjobber, Ryan."

Blowjobber by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

blowjob chicken 

Two strait dudes square off, one dude is down on his knees with his mouth wide open and the other is standing with his cock out. Similar to vehicular chicken, both dudes begin to engage, moving strait at one another. The first to veer off, loses.

Last night my buddy challenged me to a round of Blowjob Chicken.

blowjob chicken by Willy d3 October 8, 2017

Summer Blowjob 

The act of rolling down the car windows on a hot, Summer day to dry your hair when its just too damn hot to use a blow dryer.

Yeah, I'm on my way over. I"m running late and it's fucking hot. I just got out of the shower. I'm just gonna get a Summer Blowjob on my way over. I'll be windswept and fucking fabulous.

Summer Blowjob by Lo fo sho July 6, 2011

hawaiian blowjob 

When you open a can of pineapple and take a ring of pineapple around his dick , and enjoy the flavor .

I did an Hawaiian blowjob on that guy and it tasted good .

hawaiian blowjob by Blablaandbla January 14, 2016

perpetual blowjob machine 

When a man drinks enough pineapple-flavored Smirnoff to sweeten his jizz and receives a blowjob, and the woman simultaneously becomes drunker from the increasingly sweet and vodka-laced semen, thus making her further inclined to give the man the blowjob. As of right now, the perpetual blowjob machine remains a simple thought experiment and has yet to be put into practice. Several attempts have been made, but universal forces such as friction have caused these attempts to fail. It is also believed that the amount of pineapple Smirnoff required is far greater than what the average man can safely consume. Thus, most physicists believe the perpetual blowjob machine to be an impossible feat, yet withhold it as a theoretical system of stable equilibrium. Were the perpetual blowjob machine to be successfully achieved, it would truly be a groundbreaking scientific discovery, undoubtedly worth the Nobel Prize in physics.

Einstein: "Since it is known that the essence of pineapple can sweeten one's load, and alcohol can drop a young woman willingly to her knees, then certainly a BJ given to a man who has consumed a sufficient amount of a substance such as pineapple Smirnoff shall find himself in an equilibrium of oral pleasure, whilst the young lady enjoys a self-sweetening and inebriating treat. A perpetual blowjob machine shall be the result of such circumstances."

perpetual blowjob machine by Pat did it September 20, 2010

classy blowjob 

Giving a blowjob while wearing red lipstick.

Boy: Give me a blowjob!
Girl: But i'm wearing red lipstick!
Boy: That's okay! You can give me a CLASSY BLOWJOB!

classy blowjob by mesaros ftw March 30, 2010

helicopter blowjob 

When a girl uses ropes to hang from the ceiling and spins like a helicopter while performing oral sex

Dude i was getting a massage in Shanghai and the whore pulled ropes out, hung herself from the ceiling and gave me a helicopter blowjob!

helicopter blowjob by MoBukakke August 23, 2010