good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

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"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "

by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

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Good Morning and God Bless

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.

"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."

by Zexan May 23, 2018

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Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

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Plumber's Blessing

A "Plumber's Blessing" is known as the blessing any tradesman gives to the plumber of the bathroom they are using by pulling a handful of pubes out and throwing them all over the toilet.

"Bro, somebody hit that bathroom with a 'Plumber's Blessing'!" There's pubes EVERYWHERE!

by WesticularDancer April 30, 2025

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A very nice and caring girl. She’s a keeper. There are sometimes when she can get a little mad but overall she is a sweet kind person. Not only that blessing is stunning but has to be told cause sometimes she forgets. She also loves heavy and falls in love quick which causes her heart to get broken easily. But don’t underestimate all that niceness cause blessing will cuss a bitch out and fuck a bitch up if needed But that’s blessing don’t lose her

Drew: who is that stunning girl over there?
Chai: u don’t know who that is? That’s blessing. She’s gonna be mine one day

Drew: not before I get her

by Thatonehotgirlatschool September 2, 2021

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