St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

Blessing

The blackest, most darkest nigga you well ever set your eyes upon

Blessing is dark as fuck

by ojaoisahfiofhioehqwrqiwohwqoid October 27, 2022

Blessing

A Blessing is someone who has a deadly waist line and likes corey someone.

I think she is a Blessing beacuse she has a deadlyyy waistline

by abcdefgeverybodyknowimthemfg April 25, 2022

bless up

when your ass is saved or something good happens to you

kenzie frank almost hit the tree while driving but didn’t bless up.

by kenzf123 May 3, 2022

It's Blessed

Another meaning for 'charge it tho'. To tell someone that it's enough.

Monalisa: Tobechi howfar your hand
Tobechi: It's blessed, it's blessed.

by datariesbaby September 22, 2022

Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!

A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!

by 2muchrush September 22, 2022