a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
by tacobell263 October 15, 2010
Get the squirrel-batmug. 
A person you want to fuck
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
Get the Sex batmug. Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
by Nerf Batting Association March 8, 2019
Get the Nerf Battingmug. Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.
That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.
by dreamie09 August 22, 2022
Get the Fruit Batmug. Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.
Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.
Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.
by mrneglect September 29, 2010
Get the Bat Throatmug. A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
by Bob747438 February 28, 2021
Get the shift batmug.