National ask out day

On may 4th of every year you have a one time chance to ask someone out. Whether it’s a friend or someone you just find attractive, May 4th is the day

person 1: “yo dude I know you like that girl, go shoot your shot”
Person 2: “I’m too shy to”
Person 1: “But it’s may 4th! It’s national ask out day!”
Person 2: “alright fine”

by Justsomeposter May 4, 2022

I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

national ask Duia out Day

on may 16th is ask Duia out Day.
So if you know a Duia ask her on the 16th may out.

You: hey duia!
Duia: hey you.
You. I wanna ask you out today cuz it's national ask Duia out Day!!
Duia: yeah sure:))

by afuckingpussy October 28, 2020

National ask your crush out

September 15

National ask your crush out day is today

Okay then tell her

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

Asking For It

When bitch gets all mouthy and then wonders why you smack her one.

"Why'd you smack Sally in the kisser, Johnny?"
"What? The broad was asking for it!"

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin January 6, 2017

Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

Argument From Who Asked

If someone attempts to continue an argument after their argument has been disproven, with the same argument, they have committed the fallacy of who asked.

"I'm 22"

"You're birth certificate says you're 21."
"Yeah but I'm 22-"
"Argument from who asked. "

by Starman101.2 December 2, 2023