Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.

“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”

by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022

Simon

A terrorist who eats pens but not pencils because they are wooden

Person Uno: I'm Simon
Another dude: No

by carbum April 4, 2021

Simon

Simon is a genuinely gay person and is never afraid to express it. Every lgbt person should have the confidence that Simon does.

Friend 1: ur so gay.
Friend 2: I’m basically a Simon.

by Babeslayer69420 June 5, 2020

simon neugebauer

Underrated football manager from the uk.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.

Simon neugebauer is an underrated football manager/coach the team he works for is tarvinrexfc and he deserves way more fame.

by Simon neugebauer May 12, 2021

Anna-simon

She is the most popular girl in school she has a creative mind and is very beautiful her beauty is beyond the world she’s naturally stunning. She has many good friends. she makes people smile by looking at her she is the warmest most cutest person in all existence. She’s has brown hazel eyes and beautiful dark brown hair. She’s the funniest person ever omg and she don’t take any bullshit from nobody. PERIODD.

Omg it’s Anna-simon wow I can’t believe my eyes she’s absolutely beautiful

Damn who’s that oh that’s ANNA-SIMON SHES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN.

by Louis_06 April 12, 2021

Simon

A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.

Good person Simon

by The Cooler Than The Coolest July 20, 2021

simone

nobody likes a simone.

david - "hey! simone how are you?"

Simone - "pushin p"

David - "ugh ok fine stink ugly"

by diepoocheese May 17, 2022