She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.
by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020
Get the Johnny on the Richardmug. The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.
Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!
by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018
Get the Richard the Thiccccccciemug. 
by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019
Get the sir richardmug. Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
by Baker 1719 January 27, 2018
Get the cold richardmug. James- did you see richard taylor he's a jizzed faced cock licking bastard
Sol-yes i know his shiny prick like head gave me an epileptic seizure
Sol-yes i know his shiny prick like head gave me an epileptic seizure
by Chinkybriz January 6, 2020
Get the Richard Taylormug. Gay beyond belief at home and in the car work shop. Some times tom and Richard hide in the pit and touch each other
by Riddle diddle September 9, 2015
Get the tom/richardmug.