Get Noodle

Getting Noodle is when you're receiving head while you have a flacid penis (resembling a wet noodle) while simultaneously eating cooked pasta.

Tyler: Bro I made some good ass pasta the other night.
Joe: Did you perhaps get noodle?
Tyler: I totally got noodle!

by ChunkyFunkyy October 18, 2017

Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015

Doin the noodle

A weekly tradition started by Deb Lucas (frequent Urban dictionary user) that involves eating at the Noodle Bowl.

"I saw a waffle crapper doin the noodle."

"I'm doing the noodle!" -Deb Lucas

"Whopper Wednesday is not complete unless Deb does the noodle."

by DebdoesNoodles January 26, 2010

Ghetto Noodles

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.

Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story

by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012

Shanghai Noodle

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.

Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle

by Dogfucker98 October 26, 2010

Danger noodle

It is a word to define a snake nothing more.

“Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”

by Danger noodle Jonah Cayer April 27, 2020

tall noodle

a smol bean but taller

always in my heart tall noodle, yours sincerely smol bean

by meanpeoplearetrash May 15, 2020